I found these today for a steal! They are porcelain dolls of “retro” Kermit and Piggy. Kermit is cheesy, but Piggy I adore. All of the Piggy things I have just don’t seem to capture the right sense of her but this is perfect! Yes, I already have more Muppet things than any one person needs, but how could I not have Miss Piggy meets Hairspray? (Yes, I did finally see it! Love it.)

‘Cause you can’t stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But I never ask why

And if you try to hold me down
I’m gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can’t stop the beat!